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I Came Back as a Cockroach and Everything is Perfect Now

I even found love with a fellow roach who shares my same taste in repurposed food waste and reclaimed architectural design.

Weekly Humorist. November 2018.

 
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An Art Historian Surveys My Periods

Red Period, Conceptual Period, and more creative outpourings

The Belladonna. August 2018. 

 
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An Unemployed Person (Who's Not Bitter At All) Writes A Job Recruiter's Job Description

You’ll thrive in this position if you love exclamation points and draining people of every last drop of hope.

McSweeney's. August 2018. 

 
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How to Have a Happy Relationship Even Though You're Not Dating Mister Rogers

Is it possible to love someone who doesn’t whimsically toss their shoe from one hand to the other while singing a beautiful song?

Points In Case. June 2018. 

 
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Hey Mankind, I’m the Earth and I Think It’s Time You Started Seeing Other Planets

Before you came around I was a hot mess with no life, but now the stress of this relationship is killing me.

The Belladonna. April 2018. 

 
 
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The Daily Itinerary of an Apple

Just out here living my best life. 

The Belladonna. January 2018. 

 
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Submissions Are Open for the Fall Issue of ‘Apocalyptic Parent’

Our theme this year is: How do you explain to your kids what fall was?

The Belladonna. November 2017. 

 
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I'm a Beautiful Goose and You're a Fool If You Don't Take My Picture

I said you may take my photo, now.

The Belladonna. October 2017. 

 
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Ask Your Doctor If Working From Home Is Right for You 

Comes in both AM and All-Day Extra Strength. 

The Belladonna. September 2017.