Our lineup of noxious ingredients naturally sourced from the hideous earth.
Loose-Leaf Black Tea Inside a Baggy, Mystery Tea Bag with the Label Missing, and more.
Please explain why the drawer is empty and all the pants are crumpled in a pile next to the bed.
When your nose is running and someone else’s nose is running and you kiss.
We expect the Moon to significantly raise its profile in the night sky.
Remember that even though it’s fiction, it’s meant to be believable. Give these characters names like Fred, Luke, Greg, etc.
Job Hunt is a game of chance, although some people think there’s strategy involved.
If the Hogwarts house you sorted yourself into was, “Dementor at Azkaban,” you just might be exactly who we’re looking for.
When you accidentally eat some egg shell, that’s when your big toenail gets impossibly thick.
The bar of chocolate on your desk that you’re “saving” for “later.”
We squirted a day’s worth of ink to write you this letter, so we do hope you listen.
We made a home for ourselves in a rusty old drain pipe.
I still find the act of popping those juicy suckers so damn satisfying.
Spiders: Too many legs. Snakes: Not enough legs.
I spend five hours combing my fur. I finish one leg. Life is a journey, not a destination.
Do you still have that link I shared with you and only you?
Red Period, Conceptual Period, and more creative outpourings
Before you came around I was a hot mess with no life, but now the stress of this relationship is killing me.
Dearest God, when will I die?
Just out here living my best life.
Our theme this year is: “How do you explain to your kids what fall was?”
I can’t spend a quiet day at the park without the cameras just flocking to me.
Team building activities hurt. Working From Home can help.
Is it possible to love someone who doesn’t whimsically toss their shoe from one hand to the other while singing a beautiful song?